Nice response—and almost in English, too.

Guess they redirected their sex tape slander budget to cheap pop pandering.

Some are more easily amused that others.

Recycled articles on masturbating in war and repetitive circle-jerks over the Cardinals’ futility.

They are real to me. They just have a different root cause, and thus can’t always be prevented in the same way as in-home homicides or accidental gun deaths.

The problem with this statistic (there are actually several on Kellerman’s methodology, but I won’t go into those here) is that the figure of gun deaths includes suicides, a more common cause of gun death in the home than homicides and accidents combined. One can reasonably conclude that, while a gun is one of the…

And just 139,999,966 losses short of the number of dollars Gawker has to pay out.

“Sure, Terry. It’ll make for a great summer. Now move a little to the left—you’re blocking Heather’s tits.”

Hi Grandpa! I didn’t know you posted on deadspin.

More excited to see how many staffers and writers deadspin loses when they get sold to sbnation. Get ready to be a synergy, Samer!

How do you explain the other 93%?

So are these “articles” going into your portfolio after Deadspin is sold off for parts?

Until the Post-Dispatch buys deadspin for $2.59 and a Ted Drewes concrete

That’ll be one long listicle when they’re owned by BuzzFeed.

And yet, they don’t have to declare bankruptcy.

Deadspin was going to send a reporter to shadow him, but that was at the end of Chapter 10.

Why should my son be treated like a sex offender?

Spot the vegan?

Watching him on shill-production UFC Tonight is enough to see Helwani as Dana’s lapdog. But I think it’s all a bigger conspiracy by the UFC to make Helwani et al look more credible by something something #hottakenofacts

It’s so money and it doesn’t even know it.