If someone put these notes up in my office I wouldn’t feel targeted.

If someone feels attacked by a note calling out rapists, perhaps some self-reflection is in order...?

Ohhhhhh I love me a coconut cream Pepperidge Farm cake. I've been known to down an entire one with a fork in front of the tv the way some people inhale ice cream. 

I look forward to this being the first porno featured on “How Did This Get Made??”.

Meh,

“...Shame on you again! Why you got to fool me like that??!!”

Seriously. I’m just here for the gas station sushi reviews. 

A HOLE

Like it’s any contest:

This shit doesn’t just smell fishy, it smells like a goddamn cannery. In one fell swoop, the Dallas PD gets to murder a key witness, set up a potential retrial for Killer Becky with the Elmer Fudd face and paint negroes as stupid.

This is stupid. If you’re claiming that you’ve never in your life told anyone anything you would feel uncomfortable later finding in the pages of a tabloid, you’re a liar.

Eh, posting things to a locked, private social media account restricted to trusted friends and family is not meaningfully different from sending an email to a private mailing list, or just talking to a group of close associates around a dinner table. It’s fine to expect those people to keep what they hear private, and…

You quaint, simple fool. You just don’t understand British soccer.

5 minutes from the blog being posted to victim blaming, solid work

Well thank god you’re not a celebrity, life would be so boring.

So many escalators I’ve been on have handrails moving at different speeds than the treads.  One or the other is binding up somewhere.. but it feels dangerous as hell when you’re holding the handrail and realize your hand is slowly moving behind you.

Standing to one side is a thing, not just “in our heads”, really not sure why this is such a big issue, let people walk if they want lol, noone is pushing people off the escalator so they can walk up it

In my office building there are no regular stairs as an alternative. I don’t push past people, but I will always walk when the path is clear. I am a fast walker in general, and slow walkers really get my goat. I walk about a mile from my car to my desk, and most of that time is spent calculating how I will walk around…

The Otis Elevator Company even says that walking on the escalator is a safety hazard.

As a gay man, I’d like to apologize on behalf of our community to everyone who makes an effort not to be offensive, makes a slip-up, and gets pummeled to death by every queer person within range.