Seriously. From the reactions here you’d think you were suggesting a baby splitting courtesy of King David.

that’s all fine and dandy, but how do any of those unfortunate scenarios require taking someone else’s seat on a flight?

You’re out of your mind if you think Lorne gave a microscopic shit about any of this dude’s past ‘humor.’

“Observational Humor for Racists.”

Certain people are against reparations or formal apologies for past crimes because Buh-but it wasn’t ME who did the thing! Why should I apologize?

A very short roll away!

Agreed. I would love to make these, but then I would outgrow the boundaries of my apartment because the eating would never stop. A coffee shop across the street stocks them, and mercifully charges a ridiculous amount so nibbles are rare, praise be to Waistline.

BUFORD <3

If Donald ever had anything close to a real marriage it was with Ivanka.

I was wrong and an ass, I apologize.

That is what Zac Efron would look like if he would just answer my letters and let me spoon-feed him peeled grapes for all eternity.

You’re right: he drank, and his actions undertaken while drunk have consequences.

For real. My SO thinking I should feel differently because they want me to in order to benefit them is a one-way ticket to the hamlet of Hells Naw.

Yeah actually at nearly three hours long it would have been great to spend some of that showing how Derry has changed for the worse thanks to IT’s influence. Would have been much scarier than a good deal of the ‘scary’ stuff they included, honestly.

Speaking of the comedy: they really blew it not using 99 Luftballons instead for the hobo barf scene. Boooooo, come on it was right there.

To be fair I haven’t read the book (yet), but that makes sense. My beef, though, is with the Derry citizens beating the shit out of the couple before Pennywise shows up (and makes great jaw noises, I might add) to show that he comes after the grown, too.

Eh, I’ll allow it. It landed about as well as this spoiled apple did on the ground: sploot.

I felt the hate crime opening scene was over the top for a movie that subsequently did not explore how IT had been poisoning the entire town’s minds. Sure that concept had been very lightly hinted at, but it was not enough to justify the extent of the beating ahead of Pennywise’s appearance. Was good, realistic…

It’s the Queen Bean.

“Naturally, Lim walked away, and a few months later Chiarelli offered her half of his salary to reach some semblance of parity. She still said no, and now she’s my fucking hero.”