When I found out he was real I looked him up and read everything I could. Then I reread it all and seriously it was like I had never read it before, it was so insane and impossible to believe.
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I started thinking that when the manager told the customer to get served elsewhere in the establishment instead of correcting their employee’s behavior. Whaaa???
You new to Salty??? This is, to use a food pun, the bread and butter of the column.
I admit I jumped in my seat, but have only myself and my obsession with clean lines to blame :/
I wasn’t getting them every three years either, because of that silly, youth-y adage of “it’ll never be me!” and then it was. Now I get a pap every single year, regardless of what my doctor says — he hasn’t stopped me, however, because the results keep coming back bad... I automatically expect a biopsy every single…
This is very true.
An old person’s Lady Gaga.
Yep she looks exactly like my mother doing her “pretending to mind my own business but failing horribly” pose.
Sad but true.
two fingers are inserted into a little pocket; that’s to help remove determined or sticky lumps of feces from one’s ass, since in zero gravity, you can’t rely on the poops falling.
Oh wow. As someone who had to get a LEEP procedure after a bad pap while having no fucking clue anything was amiss, this woman can go fuck herself forever.
The image of a belt-spilling, chubber Lara Croft scrambling up a rope gave me total glee. I would play the shit out of that. Imagine having to make in-game choices about the physical consequences of an action like
Yes, thank you. I found the entire premise of this study to be flawed from the get-go. To me it had the same value as
She would like to apologize to basically everyone EXCEPT the two people she slung slurs at? Fuck that.
You appear perfectly comfortable with getting outraged about meaningless stuff. Go away then, and protect yourself?
“We want more money” “You’ll make more if you’re nice!”
God, this comment killed me. Do they think restaurants have time to scout out strong workers from competitors? LOL you gotta be fucking kidding me with that shit.
Woah woah woah, pump the brakes.
It is and you know it is.