You think Jewish Julian Edelman will be welcome in Pres. Bannon’s White House?

You’d be thrilled with the comments to every article about this here in Oregon from dumbass Ducks fans. “How dare you impugn [note: they don’t use this word because they don’t know it] our program with your biased libel? Our players are weak and that’s why we lost last year. This is just proof that these pussies need…

My recollection regarding interviews with kickers is that you would be far better calling a time out before they even start the play, so that they have to stand around longer on the field getting cold, potentially psyching themselves out, etc. Not that this would actually work, mind you, but it would have a minuscule…

It’s really simple: Unless someone commenting here actually personally knows Aaron Rodgers and his family, no one here knows jack shit and any speculation is stupid.

Lucius Junius Brutus overthrew Tarquinius Superbus in 509 BC, Julius Caesar won the Civil War in 45 BC, and Augustus was proclaimed emperor in 27 BC. Depending on what you consider the end of the Republic, that’s 464 or 482 years. So on top of every other stupid statement you’ve made in this thread, are you also…

Full Windsor is a stupid, ugly, giant knot only worn by badly-dressed NFL analysts. Anyone encouraging this knot should never talk about neckties ever again.

Just remember, this is the asshole who won the Republican nomination for the NY governor’s race back in 2010 and got his ass handed to him by Andrew Cuomo in a landslide.

Because fuck you, that’s why. :)

The asymmetry is what makes the four in hand so beautifully imperfect (to me). I find the symmetry of the half-Windsor sterile and boring, and the full Windsor is a monstrosity that should be left to Merril Hoge.

Do you mean Joe Namath?

Forgot the period and forgot to capitalize the Y.

When we first met, my wife thought George Foreman was a celebrity chef because she only knew him from the grill commercials.

Counterpoint: fuck you.

NFL owner is a piece of shit. Color me shocked.

Are you kidding? Australia is almost comically racist as a whole. What planet are you living on?

“Tim Tebow Celebrates Sukkot By Sucking It.” This one killed me.

I just asked my wife about the choking start to see if she could guess who it was. She guessed Cowboys and then said, “I thought about the Texans but didn’t think they had ever been up by 17 in a game."

It’s not all mobile QBs though, because they would *never* let that happen to Russell Wilson.

"They Shouldn’t Play The National Anthem Before Sporting Events." A-fucking-men.

I'm a New Englander transplant, and around my second week in a new job on a Friday I grabbed my Pats zip-up hoodie to wear as a layer. My wife looked at me in unfeigned horror and asked, "You already want your coworkers to learn you're a douchebag?"