Funny parenthetical aside: the only people I've ever seen use "SJW" unironically are either thin-skinned MRA clowns or bigoted Breitbart ignoramuses.

“McCarthy would be hired within SECONDS by any of the other 31 teams if he were to be fired.” Yeah, I’m sure the Pats, Seahawks, and Cardinals would just leap at the chance to replace their coaches with the guy who got his Ph.D. at the Andy Reid School of Clock Management.

I watched that Super Bowl with one Steelers fan, one Giants fan (my wife), and a room full of bandwagon Hawks fans. I was already calculating how many seconds it would take for Brady to get in FG range and take it to OT if Gostkowski didn’t shank it when that play happened, and I was in such shock I literally fell to…

If you want a laugh, go over to NFL.com and see all the idiot Chargers fans raking Bosa over the coals as a bust and selfish and a pussy and a coward and a child and the worst human being ever that the rest of the team already hates, all because he isn’t letting Chargers management fuck him.

This is clearly someone who has either a) never cooked a single thing in his entire life and is too stupid to know that onions are one of the bases of every single fucking prepared meal in existence, or b) is sending in a deliberately stupid take just to get included in the Funbag. Either way, J is an asshole.

Yes, but he then vehemently defends that abortion called St. Louis-style pizza. He deserves to get spitroasted by Stan Kroenke and Goodell for that while Peter King masturbates in the corner.

Who is responsible for Deadspin’s current style guide? More specifically, who is responsible for every single article being littered with short declarative sentences ending in an exclamation point? Because I see this trend in every single article now on this website. It’s pretty annoying! That person can eat a…

Double post. I suck.

I thought that nothing stupider could ever get published in Deadspin than Tim Burke rating Andy Capp above Calvin and Hobbes, but then I read your comment.

I read this and thought, "Come on, it can't be THAT bad." Then I went and read the real essay. Holy shit, what an insufferable fucking idiot he is, and what a truly terrible story. I'm embarrassed for the NYT that they saw fit to publish this tripe.

All of you are complete and utter ignoramuses and should be ashamed of yourselves.



It's "aughts," not "oughts." Jesus, people.

Put me down as another one for John Hinckley's attempted assassination of Reagan.

Easy choice for me: 2007, Pats go 19-0.

It’s insultingly stupid to have the national anthem played before any sport that’s not the Olympics or something equivalent. Fuck sports leagues for encouraging this faux patriotism bullshit.

Please stop writing, and read someone like Lyle McDonald or Alan Aragon who actually knows what they are talking about.

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Don't ever move to Oregon. The supermarket cashiers comment on every single fucking thing you put on the conveyor belt and ask what you're making. Apparently "none of your goddamned business" isn't considered a polite response.

For calling it a sando.

Pats fan here who’s alternated between hating or feeling sorry for the Jets, but I’ve always had tons of respect for D’Brickashaw. Sad to see him go, but glad for him that he’s getting out while still (seemingly) healthy.

Anyone who calls a sandwich a sando is an asshole and should question their terrible life choices; anyone writing about “dank ass ’cados” needs to punch themselves in the dick until they’re unconscious.