“And it’s been some big names with a wealth of experience and institutional knowledge: Jeff Triplette (22 years)”

The Oregonian is absolute trash as a newspaper and deserves any scorn they get, no matter how petty.

“Oh yeah they’re going to build up this whole heroic character over a decade and a half of movies and then he’s just going to starve to death in space.”

LMAO. Excusing people for telling him to kill himself because they're just frustrated? Jesus fucking Christ.

LOL, not if his family is rich enough to live in New Canaan.

Frank Sinatra used to do that before concerts, and would be sitting in his dressing room in his underwear with shoes and socks on. But he was wanting to keep his pants unwrinkled and the crease as sharp as possible before going out on stage. This is madness.

Im not going to be upset when I read about his eventual CTE and health problems. Instead, unlike the vast vast majority of players in the league, I will feel it is well deserved.

Funny, reactions like yours are why sane people hate racism apologists and pieces of shit.

How the fuck is it that absolutely no one associated with Trump has ever heard of or been to a tailor?

The year the Saints won the Super Bowl, I walked into a Brooklyn bar with a group for a post-friend’s-birthday-dinner drink or five. The Jets–Colts AFC Championship game was ending, and right as we walked in Sanchez got picked off, effectively costing the Jets the game. Since I’m an asshole Pats fan, I reflexively…

Wait, they can actually fire officials? Then why the fuck has Jeff Triplette stayed employed?

Not that surprising when your GM is as fanatical a Trump-bootlicker as John Elway is.

I’m going to be that guy: you're wrong. Octopuses, octopus, and octopodes are all more correct plurals than octopi.

I’m glad that you’ve seen enough evidence of the case to make an official determination that he was falsely accused. You are miraculous.

Fair enough. I had five different points going on in my head and misread what you were actually saying.

All the religion of Philip Rivers with half the talent and one-twentieth of the personality.

Only because McCarthy has had one of the greatest QBs ever. The guy is a poor head coach and a terrible playcaller.

Hoooooly shit at that last sentence. Fuck you.

If I’m remembering correctly, Brady is now 8–2 against Pittsburgh in the regular season and 3–0 in the playoffs.

I’m a rabid Pats fan who literally broke down and sobbed in uncontrollable joy after the last Super Bowl. My cognitive dissonance can allow me to worship Tom Brady while ignoring his medical quackery and Trump support. I realize he’s at the end of his career and I should savor every single snap before he goes away…