Wouldnt it be hilarious if their kids were just ridiculously ugly?

My dad has painted a (not great) rendition of this and put it up in his yard. On 4ft x 6ft plywood. In Trumplandia. It’s pretty fucking awesome.

Fuck that. If this the argument you insist on, then your fucking Viagra and Cialis and shit should not be covered because I DON’T WANT TO PAY FOR YOU TO HAVE SEX. Tit-for-fucking-tat.

I think we all need to come together and viciously antagonize him about Bannon being the puppet master and brains behind the office. He will get annoyed at this narrative and it will cause a rift with Bannon and he will be pushed out. This man responds poorly to being antagonized. If we do it enough, he will retaliate…

We are now the country that knows that it doesn’t know what it’s doing

“the deal was reached a week ago, but has been kept ‘a big secret’ because Michele’s camp feared the seven days of criticism that would surely lead up the divisive President-elect’s big day.”

Autonomy over one’s own body is a right.

I’m not 100% sure we’re going to have the luxury of existence for three more generations, but I like your optimism.

A drone flying over the National Mall during a presidential inauguration would get shot down too fast to even get a picture.

I could not stop laughing when the chick in the shark costume starting making dolphin noises in the pool. I was also incredibly high, but it was definitely a highlight of the episode.

Cool spoiler.

“He’s right; pornography does have a negative impact on public health, and it does lead to lots of other issues. I’m going to look at it.”

They also trounce Paltrow and Martin in the “which amicably divorced celebrity couple would you most want to have a threesome with?” contest that’s currently being held in my mind.

Celine Dion, Elton John, Kiss and Garth Brooks.

And you know it’s going to be somebody like Angela Merkel.

They’re great. I’m from New York City and Jewish but have been to the Christmas Spectacular at least a dozen times because I find synchronized dancing of pretty much any form mesmerizing. They’re amazing dancers.

You are in my brain. True story: Freshman year of college, Mr. ARay and I saw the OG movie on our first date. Strike one- He had never seen Dangerous Liasons. Yes, we were too young to see it when it came out, but that’s what VHS was for. Strike two- as we exited the the theater, he mentioned how relieved he was…

This seems nice and all, but let’s be real. Cheetolini don’t give a fuck. The minute he gets his tiny little hands on the keys to the White House you *know* he’s going to a) shit the bed in the Lincoln Bedroom and b) overturn every executive order Obama made. Including the ones that *aren’t* executive orders.

Might I recommend the Mutter Museum gift shop for the...oddball?...in your life?

I’m glad that you’re out of that relationship.