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you’d bring your friends Leo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. And then you would leave.”

Also, for some women, some types of birth control can be unsafe or ineffective, which is why they require a doctor’s examination and a prescription.

Ya there is a minimum threshold of women required to use this technique. It won’t work if you’re the only one in the room.

This is a pretty cool thing. I wish that I worked with more women because this would not play out well in IRL. I work with mostly men, older men at that, and I have just resorted to ignoring what they say during meetings and then pardoning my memory loss by offering my own ideas. It works for me but obviously is not

The doctors are still trying to figure out how a collection of hubris, hate and stupidity managed to assume something akin to human form.

Well you don’t just start off by raping someone at Sundance.

It’s like she headbutted him into oblivion in that second gif. I love it.

I’m surprised Ryan was able to complete a full turn around the dance floor without Michael Phelps lapping him.

THIS IS SO COOL!!!

I’m not a New Yorker or even American, but I am a human being. And that’s why I can’t fathom anyone’s mind turning to something as insignificant as this in the face of such horrendous tragedy: “In my own backyard a few thousand innocent people have been killed within a matter of a couple of hours, and my city seems to

Both my parents knew kids that died from diseases we vaccinate against today, but just one generation later it's unheard of because me and my peers were vaccinated. Vaccines really are amazing, but they work so well people don't realise how lucky we are to have them

Not too bad. It sounds like most of them carry ice cream with them at all times.

A classic-

I have oily eyes that ruin all mascaras and thus my face. Remarkably I found my solution in the drugstore rather than the counter. L’oreal voluminous butterfly intenza waterproof has been working great for me despite its awful name.

I got this shadow, based on the recommendation of my daughter’s favorite youtube beauty blogger and it is amazing. Gorgeous sparkle, and so easy to apply with a finger tip. Stays put, no glitter migration. Best of all? CHEAP. Works better than Tom Ford at a fraction of the price.

Get yerself a lobster roll and a glass of rose at Pearl Oyster Bar. Brunch at Cafe Habana. Chilaquiles!

I finally got the new Urban Decay Razor Sharp liquid liner in Chaos and its AMAZING! I’m probably going to end up buying most of the colors because they’re insanely awesome. I also got the new Lancome mascara - the Grandiose Extreme with the bent wand and I am absolutely obsessed. Lancome mascaras are my favorite and

Starting a brag thread this week because I’m so excited!

Everything is better with LaCroix. Especially the cherry-lime flavor.

BEAUTY THREAD!