It’s like she headbutted him into oblivion in that second gif. I love it.

I’m surprised Ryan was able to complete a full turn around the dance floor without Michael Phelps lapping him.

THIS IS SO COOL!!!

I’m not a New Yorker or even American, but I am a human being. And that’s why I can’t fathom anyone’s mind turning to something as insignificant as this in the face of such horrendous tragedy: “In my own backyard a few thousand innocent people have been killed within a matter of a couple of hours, and my city seems to…

Both my parents knew kids that died from diseases we vaccinate against today, but just one generation later it's unheard of because me and my peers were vaccinated. Vaccines really are amazing, but they work so well people don't realise how lucky we are to have them

Not too bad. It sounds like most of them carry ice cream with them at all times.

“Some critics contend that such “non-elective” surgeries are wasteful and dangerous.”

A classic-

I have oily eyes that ruin all mascaras and thus my face. Remarkably I found my solution in the drugstore rather than the counter. L’oreal voluminous butterfly intenza waterproof has been working great for me despite its awful name.

I got this shadow, based on the recommendation of my daughter’s favorite youtube beauty blogger and it is amazing. Gorgeous sparkle, and so easy to apply with a finger tip. Stays put, no glitter migration. Best of all? CHEAP. Works better than Tom Ford at a fraction of the price.

Get yerself a lobster roll and a glass of rose at Pearl Oyster Bar. Brunch at Cafe Habana. Chilaquiles!

I finally got the new Urban Decay Razor Sharp liquid liner in Chaos and its AMAZING! I’m probably going to end up buying most of the colors because they’re insanely awesome. I also got the new Lancome mascara - the Grandiose Extreme with the bent wand and I am absolutely obsessed. Lancome mascaras are my favorite and…

Starting a brag thread this week because I’m so excited!

Everything is better with LaCroix. Especially the cherry-lime flavor.

BEAUTY THREAD!

You take a carrot, the carrot dies. He didn’t want to be “vampiric.”

I have met a real life fruitarian (although I’m pretty sure he pronounced it “fruitatarian” and dude was NUTS. He’d walk around in little short shorts with no shirt on and often shoeless, big wild crazy hair (very new age/hippy vibes) and would go on and on about how amazing his diet is and how much fruit he eats. I’m…

Is anyone else bothered by the use of certain euphemisms for genitalia? I know someone who refers to her kids’ vagina/penis as “naughty bits,” and it makes me kinda nauseous.

Each of these photos is hilarious if you replace the last noun in their inane commentary with “cocaine”:

My mom used to have this friend who was a close talker and she’d back me into things talking to her because I’d inch back to protect the integrity of my space bubble and she’d inch forward. Once this resulted in me kind of awkwardly bending backward over the couch while she leaned into my face. NO.