WHYYYYY DO THEY KEEP REMOVING PURSE HOOKS FROM BATHROOMS??
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11:25 am is lunch.
I wish I lived where you do.
Girl, read the book by Rebecca Skloots. It will change your life.
I’ve had really really good luck with the stila liquid lipsticks, and the smashbox velvet matte liquid lipsticks. For what it’s worth. The Smashbox applicator is especially great.
Sweet jesus, how great is that GIF?
Obviously I’m not part of her medical or legal team but she’s probably doing “well” because she has that structured support and control that the conservatorship provides. We don’t actually know the exact details of everything that is wrong with her.
I actually enjoyed my first and only time serving on a jury, though it made me painfully aware that a jury of my peers is not who I want judging me. I thought the whole process was entirely interesting, though my fellow jurors were dumb as rocks. The whole thing ended up having to be retried because one of the jurors…
You guys, it is so fucking hot in Chicago right now you can get dehydrated by just looking outside. These teens have no chance.
Even if she did sue, it would still be a Kardashian win. A lawsuit like that could be a whole season’s worth of episodes, if not an entirely new show.
He thought it would be just bitchin’ to cut the brake lines on a school bus. Not even remotely joking about that. That’s after he stole from a liquor store and went on a vandalism spree. Dude is a fucking psychopath.
I once went to this crazy fancy restaurant when I felt like blowing a bunch of cash with my husband. One of the desserts (there were three of them in the 13 courses) was Froot Loops and milk. But somehow the chef made a ball of Froot Loops and white chocolate that was hollow and filled with the milk. So you pop it in…
I find it pretty cringeworthy in its execution, but it’s also entirely self-aware that it’s ridiculous—the fact that men are so basic that such a stupid move could attract them is the joke here.
I just want you to know you’re not a particularly good troll.
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CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF ONE’S LABIA HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF SEX ONE HAS???
He can’t handle the Ruth.
When someone eloquently shoots you down and the best you’ve got in response is that what they said was “very dumb” - I wouldn’t go implying that the other person’s mind is shot. Just saying.