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yes, they ship anywhere in the continental U.S.

Is this one of those “breakup boxes” ?

God help me, getting old doesn't scare me half as much as the prospect of reliving high school drama at 90.

As I said when my family was swimming through underwater caves in a Florida river: “I’m pretty sure my fear of swimming through underwater caves (or getting near cliff edges) was passed on to me by my ancestors who survived by not doing such things.

Controversial opinion: Lin-Manuel Miranda looks way better without the long hair.

I saw the daughter first, and was wondering shat Reese was doing to look so young. Spit her out, she did.

Same.

I told my husband he was going to get diabetes if he tried to feed a squirrel a peanut at the park, definitely meant rabies. Still haven’t lived that one down.

Ann Taylor loft has good dress pants and they have 60% off sales pretty frequently, but their regular prices are pretty high. JC Penney usually has some cute professional dresses as well. I’ve gotten stuff from new York and company as well but I feel like the quality doesn’t match the price there.

Check out these best buddies:

Not sure those are right for these spots? I was wondering if they might actually be allergy related rather than normal zits. They popped up super fast one day but then ‘deflated’ and now are just small little spots that need to heal. As long as I don’t scratch at them (there may have been some initial scratching) I

I just got onto the sheet mask train; I tried the TonyMoly “I’m Real-Avocado” mask, and my skin feels like velvet. I hope it lasts a few days.

It has been Shark Week (as in Discovery Channel Shark Week, not Give Me Potato Chips and Chocolate Shark week), so nails this week were Espionage Cosmetics Sharks!

BEAUTY THREAD!

Annnd we’re back to standard Margaret Attwood, after the inverse Attwood committed by that malignant narcissist woman.

Anal Elgoiter

Or he dislikes your body wash a lot.

I never ever found him fanciable until he had died and been brought back (spoiler alert, you guys) but now I find him double triple hot super dope fly bomb digs.

“The right side of his body is kind of held together by metal bands,

God did I need those 30 seconds of adorableness!