What if it's just Elon Musk in his Lotus?

Was trying to search for the right Drake gif and I found this

Practical dating advice for Drake: Marry ME

No, they go on board afterwards to check the ship over. Usually no problems. Sometimes they have small leaks. Most of the expensive hardware is not even installed yet. It will be a few more months before it is ready for trials. This video was actually shot from the back of the other LCS still at dock.

Robin Thicke, is that you?

You guys. He touched my shoulder, shook my hand, and looked me directly in the eye* after a campaign speech in 2008. And, sure, he wasn't president yet, which makes it a little less cool. But that means we are talking about 2008 hope'n'change Obama back when we were projecting all our Utopian fantasies onto him and…

From Fox: Obama Seduces Woman at Polls, Destroys Heterosexual Couple

"Hey, girl. Want to be my Monica Lewinsky?"

I enjoy that it implies some connection between her dress and his death. Did he pass only once he created that masterpiece? Did the dress have a motive?

We're creating a system that encourages people who feel ill to hide that from everyone because, rather than getting potential help they need, they will face way out of control irrational backlash. This is going to contribute to our inability to keep things controlled if it ever does become a real emergency.

yes, nauseous pregnant women have been known to be global killers

This is what's killing me. It's less contagious than the fucking flu. When some random person(s) with no traceable connection to someone who was already known to be infected ends up with Ebola, I'll start worrying a little more.

Props to Hannibal Buress (who is just fantastic on Broad City). Ever since I read about the rape allegations about Cosby, who has been widely known as a skirtchaser since forever, I can't bring myself to watch The Cosby Show or listen to his standup. I unapologetically cannot divorce those stories from his work.

The bids on ridiculous auctions like this one are always fake. Think about it: if a woman has 91,000 pounds to waste on a vacation, she doesn't need to share a room at the Holiday Inn with this random dude. She can stay at a private resort with her personal manservant.

I was never meant to live in this era anyway.

He's not delusional he's just fucking stupid which is why he still can't figure out how to pull the pin on his tattoo and commit suicide.

"People of Rome, lend my your ears. No seriously, brah, can I have your ears?"