I think Andrea Tantaros hates any woman, regardless of looks, because patriarchy:

FOX News immediately after a shooting: "It's way too soon to be talking gun control nonsense. Inappropriate."

"So, just so we're clear: unattractive angry women should be quiet and beautiful stupid women should be quiet. Where does that leave Andrea Tantaros?"

This is another nothing burger.

What about a handy fold-out chart instead?

You've got the Targa at #1, so these rankings are approved.

get ahold of god

I love this, and that you're doing this for your daughter. The idea that little kids aren't people who have just as much right to refuse physical affection as anyone else is kind of mind-boggling to me. Can you imagine someone telling you as a full grown adult "Hug this person that you just met!" Ick.

Wait. NYPD has Altima Police cars??? weird...and ummm LOLOL.

That is correct.

As someone subject to whoopings: they don't work. They do make you rather angry though.

I imagine that I've said this before, but I love the fact that just from reading the headline, I can recognize a Torch article with near-absolute certainty.

Probably, but not for the spanking.

I was spanked maybe twice in my life, and it was because I did something very dangerous. It was a quick, clothed, open handed swat. I don't remember it but my mom said I never did those things again.

"Okay, we need some players to do a PSA against domestic violence. Show of hands: how many of you think hitting women is wrong? ...shit. Okay, how many of you have no problem saying hitting women is wrong?"

*three or four hands go up*

"Okay, we're in business."

That poor baby already HAS a job. Her job is to be paraded around in front of flashbulbs, at grown up venues while wearing hideously uncomfortable clothing all in order to keep her ridiculous mama relevant.

WHAT THE FUCK. FELICIA DAY IS A NATIONAL GODDAMNED NERD TREASURE.

Okay Jolie.

I like it.