At 28, it pains me to ask this question, but who the fuck is FKA Twigs and why is she everywhere all of a sudden?

I say this as someone who adores FKA Twigs but those glasses make everybody look like a dipshit. I'll take those filigree wrist cuffs, though.

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Yeah, there were one or two people yelling "Hail, Satan" for sure, but Ted Cruz and Co. seemed to think it was like the movement's rallying cry.

How exactly does anti-abortion = "fiscal discipline"? Are babies born with bags of money now? Maybe their little hands help you pull on your bootstraps?

The last 6 years have borne this out to be a good political strategy. Take the Tea Party, for instance. Ostensibly it was about protesting high taxes and government waste, but you don't have to dig very deep to find that it was really a socially-conservative racist overreaction to having a black president. And the…

Oh my God I would see a movie with this premise called Dear Uncle Bob.

yesallwhitepeople.

Not to worry! There are plenty of old white people, particularly on Facebook, who have all the answers. One of them is my terrible uncle Bob, who also has a question: "What if there was a movie called DEAR BLACK PEOPLE?!?!? WHAT THEN?!?!" We've never discussed it, but I suspect he has similar concerns every February.

yes, it will be known as 'piss.'

Would have been soooooo much better if the dude was wearing a red and white striped shirt. Would make this search infinitely more amusing.

Will drinking surge increase the inherent powers of my 3 wolf moon shirt?

You've lost another submarine?

who is that?

It's a little confusing to me that Facebook and Apple's move to cover egg freezing is getting this same "but it's not enough!" cry from everyone when they already offer other great benefits for parents:

"Facebook already provides four months of paid paternity and maternity — same-sex couples included — and $4,000 in…

Perfect analogy, in my opinion. I get sick of talking about food, even though I love it and it's my job. But if I've just launched a new project, I KNOW that I'm going to have to discuss it. I get sick of questions about "how is it to be a female chef in a man's world?" which makes me empathize with Minaj's reticence…

I'm sure Sir Mix-A-Lot doesn't mind talking about asses.

So her video is explicitly about her ass and her sex appeal but she finds being asked about it degrading? Huh?

What's even the point of setting out to do an interview only about someone's ass?