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Oh, Eugene. Eugene is my favorite. Bless you, you flat-top angel.

HOLD UP. He was eating that man's leg WHILE the dude was still alive??

KING BABY II.

This is a blatant ripoff of Rush Limbaugh's ritual before taking a shit.

For Christmas, she's getting a lump of coal... pulled out of her ass.

So, I saw this headline this morning, and it was in Thousand Oaks where I grew up. Not gonna lie, I clicked it just to make sure it wasn't my stepmother.

It looks like he can actually see the headline and is super bummed about it

I think maaaaybe... his film got left behind?

....or buzzfeed.

Jezebel. Asking the questions everyone else is afraid to ask.

WHO IS STANDING UP TO WIPE? 30%? DO YOU FEEL CLEAN EVER?

It's 2014 and people STILL defend toilet hovering.

I often have to as mine is like "lol are we all leaving??"

I also want to find the 28% of respondents that hover. No ladies, you cannot accurately piss and hover, especially if you are in heels. Target sells toilet seat covers for $1/10 covers if you are that toilet-phobic.

Okay, that's true. But I am so anti-having poop on me that I wouldn't even take the risk.

You make sure the string is not in the way first? :)

I voted!

What? I go down to my underwear when I poop at home. It's super comfy, I don't have the "I poop in these clothes..." feeling afterwards and there isn't any chances that the clothes will get poop watered.

#9 is "Do you take your shirt off to poop?" AND 9% OF PEOPLE SAID YES WHO ARE THESE CRAZIES