ISIS better not eff with this cold psycho in the sweat pants.

"...how can a motorcycle gang be legit if prostitution and drugs are legal in the country they hail from?"

Can you blame them?

What could possibly be *more* manly than injecting [literally] the most poisonous substance known to mankind INTO YOUR FACE? Except, maybe, doing the above whilst skydiving. Strapped to a shark.

Wayne Brady is in a Dutch motorcycle gang? More importantly, how can a motorcycle gang be legit if prostitution and drugs are legal in the country they hail from?

We're not the *fattest* nation. (Eat that, Nauru! Whoops, you already did.)

Ah, I'm from the Netherlands and I know these guys. They are best friends with the police (not) and they are always doing illegal things. Maybe they are right this time.

Man Sons of Anarchy has a crazy viral marketing team.

Right

I have one male coworker who's big into the Botox. I always try to sneak up on him and scare him on the days he has it done just to see if his face'll move.

I'm familiar enough with HamNo's diet and exercise routine to know that he is healthier than most people commenting on this post. So mock him all you want. Heart disease is the leading cause of death in America, not squatting.

I'm a man, let me take a crack at this. You should be:

We don't need to ask. They'll be here in a few minutes to tell us.

obesity: bad. working out: cool if you want. extremes: not great

Am i the only person who isnt into working out? Everyone around is like "oh let's hang out at the gym" and im like "the one with the smoothie bar, right?"

Oh gosh, those women's health experts... Don't be too skinny, but don't be too fat, work out, but not so much that your new muscles scare the crap out of the ambiguous, elusive, omnipresent health experts. Fuck those experts, with a broomstick.

I'm actually eating straight from a tub of frosting with a spoon while I read this.

Has anyone shown this to Hamilton Nolan, Mr. Super Squats himself?

idk let's just ask men what they want us to look like and go with that