thisisamazonman
thisisamazonman
thisisamazonman

This is what we need more of: trans women just doing stuff on TV... not The Tamborine in a goddamn wig.

no. but,you're cheating*. ;P

Definitely not! I've noticed I tend to pick profiles with a dog or cat, and it lets them know you may have dog hair on you ahead of time. Some people don't like dogs. Weirdos.

I think that's only going to turn off people who don't like dogs who are looking for a relationship. Otherwise, you're good.

THANKSGIVING. STAHP.

Are you discriminating against fuzzy, cute spiders now?? First it was clowns, now spiders, seriosly man..... ugh......

A dog will make me pause and consider 90% of the time

FUCKIN EVERYONE HAS A DAMN FISH OR SUNGLASSES IN MINE.

NO.

I had a pretty hilarious tinder experience recently. I was in Berlin and decided to meet a cute guy at 3am for a drink. as soon as we met I just wasn't feeling it but had a drink and talked for about 30 min. I told "well I'm tired nice meeting you love your city." and left. in the morning I woke up to 127 messages

Nah, not at all. If you said "taking pictures with my pet spider..." I would've had a completely different opinion.

Yes! If we're going to create meat markets... at least let me see some nice windowdressing :p

I like this trend. At least if I don't like the guy, I still have something nice to look at.

I'm not listening! Avoid reading anything that doesn't line up with my world view or is scary...no matter what 97% of scientists say!

I would laugh in a man's face if he seriously asked me if I had email.

Why can't we just call vegan leather what it actually is? It's vinyl/"pleather."

Cue my most obnoxious family members declaring, "Even SHE changed her name, why won't you?" now.

It really is funny when they try this, isn't it? It's like watching me trying to write left-handed.

Troll harder.

Really? I'm probably two shades paler than her. I think she is gorgeous and I give her credit for embracing her natural skin tone. It continues to amaze me that fake tans are coveted. Melanoma is the fastest growing cancer in young people, by far.