Nope, don't apologize for your opinion, please! You realize that most of us agree with you, right?

Coca-Cola with real, honest-to-god cane sugar is amazing.

Sugar's natural. Just go back to using sugar. It tastes great too, unlike Stevia!

"The life of a teenage girl is just collateral damage in the messy pursuit of brilliance."

In Pennsylvania, that's not rape. Age of consent is 16 no matter the age difference.

Lin may have destroyed the life of a child forever...

"At least he didn't rape her"? A 22 year old admits to sex with a 16 child and somehow it isn't rape? I must be missing something.

What really kills me is how none of the other goats are even half as obnoxious. They're not jumping about, let alone leapfrogging over their fallen comrades. Just Buttermilk, the adorable little asshole.

Hold on a second... Women eat food???

I'm so glad I'm not the only person with their mind in the gutter.

Congrats, I wish them well. BUT WHO GETS THE RIGHTS TO THE BOOK DEAL!?

Was this the appropriate use of one of my three wishes? Only time will tell.

Man, with those parents? That baby is going to be one incredibly attractive disappointment at the box office.

So they had a biracial kid - half Ukrainian, half Douchebag

It's wine-o-clock at Demi's house.

"Well what I would really like is a bunch of little niggers to wear long-sleeve white shirts, black shorts and black bow ties, you know in the Shirley Temple days, they used to tap dance around," Jackson alleges Deen told her. "Now, that would be a true Southern wedding wouldn't it? But we can't do that because…

Hold on now. How do we expect the NFL to get on board with this message when the AMA, ACOG, American Cancer Society and others are still recommending routine mammography for women starting at age 40?