Punk is still dead.

Coincidentally, Wiz was listening to Limp Bizkit while cheating on Amber Rose, which is why his defense is that he "did it all for the nookie".

Clearly punishing herself.

If that's not a desperate cry for help, I don't know what is.

Even if it's true that Amber walked in on Wiz having a gross incestuous threesome with twin sisters, I'm still on Wiz's side. I would break up with anyone capable of listening to Limp Bizkit in this day and age too.

Lol, RAM's idea of a smallish truck still has a bigger footprint than the dwellings of the majority of people on the planet.

Damn, Limp Bizkit? She's in a very dark place.

In Japan they are definitely on the larger end of the spectrum.

I think someone needs to investigate whether there is actually a person named Joseph Clancy or if perhaps this is just a creation from Dan Brown who will now be working in the Secret Service Press Room churning out press releases that sound like this: "It was a gray September day in Washington, D.C. when the man…

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Good. Now transfer Secret Service back to Treasury (where they belong) and begin the process of winding down the Department of Homeland Security. It was never anything more than a failed attempt at union busting and it needs to go away.

"Joseph Clancy" sounds both fictional and perfect for this job.

I have mixed feelings. On one hand, I'm always happy to see representation of all body types, but I don't like how eating lots of junk food (like in the first video) or trying to lose weight (in the second video) always seems to be part of plus sized women's identity in the media. Maybe I'm completely wrong because I…

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Depends on which Batman's voice. If it's Christian Bale, I would never stop laughing. If it's Kevin Conroy from Batman: The Animated Series - instant pantydropper.

Arrow - too many arrows.