Eww, somebody bought that book?

This list is erroneous as C4 out ranks C5 and C6 which is not possible in any universe.

Meh. Too much auto tune for me.

y'know, im not really into Dej Loaf all that much....im moar of fan of his

write a novel? I first discovered this phenomenon when I was a temp worker and would finish all the tasks for the day in about 2 hours. No one appreciated my efficiency because it meant they had to find more work for me to do. I read War and Peace and taught myself Greek one summer while under the payroll.

:')

The other day, my toddler asked to watch "the Homer cartoon". I've never been so proud.

It's inevitable. My daughter is currently obsessed with "American Ninja Warrior" I mean, it's a far cry from Disney anything, but she literally gets out of bed at 5am on weekends to go downstairs and watch back-to-back episodes while mindlessly spooning Cheerios into her mouth until my wife or I get out of bed and…

This scares me about theoretically being a parent. I mean, I'm cool with my kids being obsessed with something that's actually good, but what if they get obsessed with something like Frozen?

Tell them no, Tell them no

Remember everyone, when you were little there were no such things as spoiled children. That is purely a modern phenomenon.

...and if Apple made a bus, it would look like this.

I thought the same thing, but then I saw that one of the updates apologized for lumping in feminism with this person and that it had been wrong of the poster to do so. I feel like a straw feminist hoax wouldn't have apologized for that.

This is how I am referring to my groin until the end of time now.

This sound suspiciously like a straw feminist hoax.

Cookies shaped like any human organ is pretty gross. Chocolate chip lungs, peanut butter livers, rainbow sprinkled bladders, shortbread small intestines = fucking ew.

"Filed to: Clitoreos"
I'm dying here

No penis cookies? Misandry!