Gas prices kill trucks, wagons inherit the earth.

Wait..... I thought Colorado was one of the good ones! OH right. Gerrymandering and State versus Local elections.

"It's like The Shawshank Redemption, but with more crawling through shit and no fuckin redemption."

LOL. I will have to cop to having shopped at that Whole Foods.

Or it was Reddit ;)

What a waste of everyone's time and outrage

I'm excited. 4chan! A challenger appears! It might be indiscriminate and nonsensical but a challenger nonetheless!

Uhm, is this video proof that my Jessica Williams fanfic* is more true than I realized?

*Is it still fanfic if it's just me and Jessica Williams?

point of clarification: This NIH grant covers preclinical research, i.e. using females in animal studies. Currently, Phase II and III clinical trials are required to enroll female human subjects to be considered valid.

Everytime i see this commercial i think "Dude, i know times are tough but seriously, hire some more people. If your company has one of the executives coming down to fix the machinery, maybe you need more help".

I was just about to say that he looks like the Irish guy from SoA.

All commercials directed by David Fincher.

#1 Literally pitches a tent. Result!

why is it so green, like there's about to be a storm or a murder?

"See our ad in Golf Magazine."

When my husband grows up, I want him to look like one of these. He's 58.

BMWS ARE BETTER THAN AUDIS. WHAT ARE WE YELLING ABOUT NOW ANYWAY?

I REJECT YOUR INTERSECTIONALITY OF THE DEADSPIN AND JALOPNIK COMMENTARIAT! BAD FoURTH WAVER, BAD!

WHY IS JEZEBEL TREATING THE OBJECTIFICATION OF MEN SO LIGHTLY!!!! YOU GUYS ARE HYPOCRITES!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!