Yeah, yeah. But can't he ... like, dance while he's being all fabulous?

SORRY if you don't get your SLUT PILLS for FREE, this is AMERICA and we have something called the CONSTITUTION that guarantees our FREEDOM from SLUTS.

Do you wanna take this summons?

Obviously everyone on this site just hates attractive women. That's why all the posts on Beyonce and JLaw and etc.

I can't believe Fox News defended a Blonde White Woman. I didn't see that one coming.

My tip, my tip!

Is it possible for some of our readers to get vegan nothing burgers? I don't want them to feel like we're not being sensitive to their needs.

Killing, eating and using their fur and other parts of the seals as the indigenous peoples of Canada have been doing for eons.

I don't know about the rest of you guys, but nothing burgers are my favorite kind of burgers.

I HAD TO STOP WATCHING "THE VOICE" LAST NIGHT AFTER HOMIE WAS LIKE "OH YEAH GWEN GETS TO PLAY THE 'GIRL' CARD." Nah. Also, all the fake-fighting/fake-caring about the contestants. Also Hi!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE SOUND OF ME GOBBLING DOWN ALL THESE NOTHING BURGERS.

I would imagine it's kind of like hell for poets.

I don't think it's particularly bad advice. You SHOULD be nice, to people who deserve it. I took it to mean that instead of trying very hard to be what you think will impress people or make you stand out, you should just chill out and be friendly.

This whole list reads like one of those "everything I need to know I learned..." posters. And not one of the particularly good ones.

Uh, as a parent of a 13 year old girl....I very much don't want her to go out "— out anywhere where young men drink alcohol."

Thirteen year olds, go out and hang out with drunk boys? Don't eat potatoes and bread or else you'll get fat (god forbid!)? What is this crock of shit? Feminist author, okaayy suuuure.

I have an eye for nuance.

"and mapped my way to it with a detour for tacos."