The angry sack of building materials is grimacing at the police officer riding his skateboard.

Don't jump the gun. We haven't had a new NFL indictment involving a woman-beating player yet today! And since we've had like, 5 of them in the last week, that means we're due!

Or "How to Miraculously Keep Your Prestigious Job at One of the World's Biggest Newspapers While Completely Sucking Balls At It In a Manner Akin to a Fiery Car Crash Despite The Certain Fact That There Are Probably Hundreds of TV Critics Who Would Write Better and Fuck Up Much Less In Your Position"

YESSS. I was going to mention this but couldn't find the article where she says that. The layers of stupid here are truly never ending.

Faith in humanity somewhat cautiously restored.

They would never apologize. "The officer mistook the puppy for a real gun and defended himself accordingly."

This is ridiculous considering the character most like her by her own words is Christina Yang.

Excellent article, Kara.

When Alessandra Stanley writes her autobiography, it should be called "How to Make a Black Woman Angry."

Example C:

You haven't been to many Thanksgivings, have you?

LOVE IS DEAD. (Not even really joking.)

he seems a little odd but i really like the fact that she consistently gives ZERO fucks.

I can't decide if I love or hate her hair. #totallyshallownote

Not ALL Women! Wait, what?

Erin, you're going to confuse the MRAs.

She absolutely should be suspended. She's proven to be an abusive, loose cannon several times over. I'd venture to say that she should be kicked off the national team as well—I don't want her representing my country.

But I didn't even know she was playing professionally—I had no idea this league existed, nor anything…

Even America's Next Top Model has a zero tolerance policy for violence. Somebody was just kicked out last week for drunkenly threatening and head butting another contestant. When ANTM holds any amount of moral superiority over another organization, you know there are problems.

Hey, at least women are achieving greater equality in the "money and prestige buys you relative immunity from your crimes" arena! So....that's nice. /s

Some abusers are more equal than others, huh?