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no no, it was awesome. Bitchy and awesome are not mutually exclusive.

Oh cool, yet again 21st century minstrel show Iggy Azalea shows up on a pop song to half-heartedly lip sync a lame, shitty verse that she probably couldn't even be fucked to write herself.

From a marketing perspective, this is brilliant timing.

Michael Bay thinks there are too many cuts in this video.

Kinda like a Six Degrees of Kevin a Bacon thing? It can be done, I'm sure...

Would that make their publicist a LawMart Greeter?

also to get it out of the way:

They need to add a "smile" clause.

Dear please Mother of God. Build It looking the like Elmiraj.

Because teenagers. Hugging your mother is sooo lame.

Listen, friend: Did you go on a feels trip or not? ARE YOU NOT FEELING THE FEELS RIGHT NOW?

No, this is exactly who we are with a 70 character limit.

Mark, this headline, what? WE'RE BETTER THAN THIS. (Also, thank you for posting a positive thing. It is nice to see positive things.)

I'm sobbing right now. Bless that woman!

Because it looks like a heart covered in Silver Surfer jizz.

Hahaha. It's so true — we were just having this conversation via e-mail. You need a special license to operate a 26,001-pound COMMERCIAL vehicle, but granny and gramps can operate a 50,000-pound RV Bus in most US states with just their typical driver's license.

Nothing sweeter sound than a two stroke detroit! To get technical on you the truck is actually a Hendrickson but they used International supplied cabs for most of their existence.

Since I cannot express myself verbally I will let this Clint Eastwood gif convey my feelings.

You say that like Emma has no experience with an Insane Posse.