I mean, that interpretation works too.

TRue.

Wait I remember something about that.... what gives anyway. I mean she is white passing at the worst: how did anyone even know to give a damn that she was dating him?

Some woman in the UK was willing to pay 91,000 Pounds to vacation with this dude? I mean you like what you like, but is he really that attractive?

All the hate for Macklemore... and yet two years ago everyone bought the album.

Yah, this "both sides of the debate" or "to be fair to both sides" is just dumb. As John Oliver said about global warming: the only fair way to represent it would be to have 3 anti-climate change people on one side, and 97 on the other (and that would actually STILL over-represent climate change deniers, but we'll…

Something something Game of Thrones something something twincest something something Mother of Dragons.

It's actually pretty good, like a better Mountain Dew, but strip away the caffeine, sugar, and carbs and it would essentially be piss. Like Diet Dew.

Everyone at work is looking at me funny. I saw this, and now I have what is likely the largest, shit-eatingest grin on my face that I have ever had. That people are throwing SURGE fueled cards against humanity parties fills me with a terrible, terrible glee that, were I some kind of hipster-millenial musician, would…

PEOPLE! This is once again getting stars, 4 months after it happened.

I mean, chefs get tired of talking about food all day too, I bet. Even celebrity chefs. But being angry that people ask about your food? I mean what else are they supposed to ask? "What is your opinion on the re-paving of the 405 this fall?"

I think you are on it, or at the very worst we all completely misunderstand Nicki Minaj. Either she wanted to shut down the piece, or she somehow manages to hold the view "please buy into my objectification, but don't objectify me."

The interview was about her song, Anaconda, which prominently featured her posterior. I mean her butt was a central theme and point of focus for the video. You can't talk about Anaconda without talking about the ass.

Yah... like she said at the end, her being in control of her sexuality is important... and I'm not really going into how. Mainly, because the biggest thing I pulled from the video is that she WANTS people to value her sexually. There is being sexual for yourself and there is being sexual for others, and this video…

Father Gabriel (aka Carver from The Wire)

So.... it goes without saying she is being charged, right? But what I want to know is, who pays to put back together the dudes chimney?! Those things are expensive!

Wait, why hasn't he been charged?

Is he like, studying for a role or something?

Shirt can come on and off in like.... 10 seconds? Even the button ups. Pants (when at home) take the amount of time it took to put them around my ankles in the first place???