Not exactly living large either way. Standing on your feet all day selling computers and copiers really, truly sucks.

Any of the guys who answer "both" on number 15 are liars. Dude no ones dick is so big you have to use both to pee, you are making shit up brah.

I'm there. How do you wipe down? I feel like you would miss stuff.

When the spray from flushing hits you.

I am one of these crazies. Somehow, shitting while in a state of undress is easier for me than while wearing clothes. More freedom. If I am in a public restroom then the shirt may come off, but at home? I entirely disrobe.

And what is more: $9 an hour back in the 1980s was HUGE. It is, adjusted for inflation, more than I make now.

The entitled whining gets very old.

You can't pass the buck to an inanimate object or a general obligation like a mortgage.

Ah, so you are an old. One of those types who thinks they got their money by the sweat of their brow and all that.

Just because your wages have stagnated doesn't mean everyone's has.

This is where Ruth Shader Ginsburg usually sits, correct?

What most people don't get is real wages of plummetted since the 80s. So even though cars are roughly of the same price with more equipment, people simply cannot afford these vehicles without 7-8 year terms.

Buy a Land Rover at Carmax, get Carmax warranty. Profit.

Why no Colorado??

Actually given that you weren't familiar with the Yuppie Nuremburg Defense and presumably remember the Enron Scandal, I thought it was pretty clear that you did not know what the Nuremburg Defense was.

PREACH.

The "Nuremburg Defense" is named because of Nazi officers and soldiers at the Nuremburg trials. Many were constantly trying to pass the buck up the ladder, to their superiors, and they said that they shouldn't be punished because they were "just following orders." They said that they were wrong to follow those orders,…

Yep. It's a classic problem, old as human history and existing outside racial and gender paradigms: do you work within the system, or oppose it from the outside? And isn't working within the system just propping it up? And isn't opposing it from the outside just making being in the system more comfortable for those…

You should try the sriracha quesaritos. Delicious.

Complaining about diarrhea jokes in south park is like complaining that your steak is too meaty.