Better approach angles than a new Suburban! Or a new Silverado for that matter...

Ok what is the "attic for paintings!" line from? I sweat I know this one and I can't put it together.

Lamest. Aisle. Ever. The aisle where they keep the bagged prunes has more swag.

For real now Allen. Why ask if someone wants something from (insert store here) if you are unwilling to buy anything for them? If Mark's options are limited to just the one aisle of Target you will be in, say that.

Remember that Japan does not have a "dollar/quarter/dime/penny" system like we do. 100 yen is basically 100 pennies in their thinking.

But reading is hard!

The Toyota Camry and Corolla deserve high marks in this QOTD. I don't know if it is called "Camry" in Africa, but everyone knew what in Liberia when I told people I drove a Camry back home. And I know it is called a Camry in Europe and South America.

All together now...

PLEASE tell me this is not the actual face. I love the interior, but NO to the face.

"Compact" is a good word. I think the only thing the dress does is make her boobs stand out in a weird way. Like, that's not the worlds most flattering shot of her cleavage, and she definitely can do "flattering towards the cleavage" dresses. She has.

To register their displeasure with you, Kara. Because YOU HAVE TO KNOW. It is, like, totally not worth it otherwise.

Yikes. The "colder" part has to be a major drawback. I guess... now we know why so many more women in warmer climates are ok with fake boobs than in northern ones.

Huh. That has to be really, really weird.

He is just showing off at this point. That, or the people on his sides smell terrible, so this is a way to keep them away. That or HE smells terrible and he has a sense of decency.

Actually this is something I have wondered too. I imagine fake boobs do, because I imagine silicone does, but do natural boobs? I've never been in an appropriate situation to ask that, so what the hell. YOLO.

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This. IM JUST TRYING TO WATCH THIS POWERPOINT, ANATOMY. GO AWAY.

From my own post:

They do not. They were likely running away because they assumed you were asking to so as to ascertain the viability of a flotation device made out of balls. #misandry #onaboat

In Mark's defense he is gay, so he would of never encountered the awkward moment where he learned that. Now, taking your questions on their face: