To the racist friend person: is this friend friends with other people in your life, to the point where if you dump her it would blow back on you? If no, then dump her. If yes, then dump her tactfully.

It is what objectively happened.

Butters, how many times have we told you!? GOOP products only go for now less than $129.99. Go to your room and come out when you learn to listen!

That's one of the Whitest phrases I've ever typed.

Oh. Well done then.

What you are missing is that they intentionally turned the car that way. Not to avoid a crash, but to deflect the impact. Had it been a head on collision both cars' occupants could of been injured. They turned their car so that the impact would be on the right rear side, which deflected the oncoming car toward the…

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A fuckin' Kia Borrego? Also the only car that sounds like a meaty breakfast sandwich?

God damn it. There really needs to be good news sometime. A medical break through, universally reformed college sexual assault policies.... hell I will take "universal free corndog week" that this point. Seriously. Something has to give.

I, for one, volunteer that the Internets supply of cat videos has improved greatly, as have the bunny posts. Combine that with a brief period where every guy was trying as hard as they could to emulate The Situation and Paulie, and teen girls had plenty of reasons to just stay home.

DAMN. Part of what was so great was the aura of darkness, that dread that hovered over absolutely everything in the show. Every set piece, every character, everything. Between it and the outstanding acting of McConaughey and Harrelson, the show became more than just another cop drama.

Why did I see this one and immediately think "Taylor Swift?!"

Doesn't always work. Sometimes an extra drop is in there.

Who are Tom and Kyle?

That looked like a rather sturdy building too. I wonder if the CAT took any damage?

Butters, stop hitting on the neighbors! You are grounded mister!

I mean really. Tina Fey did jack shit compared to what Game Change put on screen.

I know! I really want the authors to start posting .gifs for us.

This is sort of like asking young adults to not fuck like rabbits. Just going to cause a lot of moaning and groaning (like young adults do).

I'm still not sure this was ever a real thing. Like, couldn't they of just been hooking up for a month or so, while partying? And Zac was all like "dammit party is over" rather than some lost puppy?