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..?? This is an ironic statement, yes? Or like, meant to be in jest??

I like how the one on the left is all "screw you guys, the government can read your mind now! Keepin' this thing ON."

I'm kind of impressed the results don't come up with something about her not tipping.

HOLY CRAP THAT WAS COOL.

Damn it. Why did you have to tell me this? I have last 40 pounds in 3 months, and now you just killed it. For god sakes don't tell me where I can buy it (not that I won't have had all self control fail me and google it in the next hour anyway).

Nailed it. I mean you even got it in the same vein they were going for, with an added making me wish I had pancakes for lunch (instead I had ramen).

I mean, there are other foods to use. Why not like "pears" for some body shaming to go along with it? Or "salsa" with a picture of a hispanic woman?

Ewww. Sandy steak. Trust me, it HAPPENS. And its worse than a dreary, rainy day after learning your cat died (then again I never really liked that cat so thats there).

Probably because "shark week" = periods, AMMIRITE, LADEEEEEEZ?

Meh. The best TJ peanut butter is the cookie dough.

Agreed. There are still old people in Florida and Executives-Who-Could-Not-Care-Less to be taken care of, and the XTS fit perfectly.

No one is suggesting that black Americans are saints who never commit crimes or do things that call for police action.

Could depend on the type of needy? So my friend's past girlfriend just needed for everything: money, fashion advice, companionship, help with her cosmetology school, etc. Two weeks in and he was done with that (and temporarily done with online dating).

Maybe you like being demanded of? I have a friend (guy-friend) like this: he constantly complains that his girlfriend is "friggin annoying," with the fact that he leaves the house to go to school (he is a doctoral candidate) and she will call him 4 minutes later just to talk to him. She doesn't actually say "MISSING…

It floods the local airwaves with low production value ads starring the owner of Shane Co. who has the charisma of your uncle's very competent accountant.

Oh, agreed. If you have no experience pulling loads that are heavier than the truck pulling them, you should definitely take it slow, or maybe buy a little more truck than needed (like a 3/4 ton gasser).

Yah. Think of the Jeep Grand Cherokee: it is a crossover that can be priced (not including the SRT8 trim!) over $50k. Yet, the Dodge Durango that it shares its platform with is often times sold in the low 30s. The Hyundai Santa Fe, which competes with the Durango (and both are larger than the Grand Cherokee), can be…

Eh, I've wondered about this before. Half ton brakes today are leagues better than in the past. In fact modern half tons are getting to be like the old 3/4 ton trucks: their axles are approaching similar size, and most the the 3/4 ton trucks people pulled 10klbs with in the 80s had drum brakes or worse. Today's discs…

Definitely true that you will find people who hate each other. However, studies before this one have shown that relationships between two educated professionals tend to be happier than between mismatched people (either economically or in education). The higher the education (and on average, the higher the wealth), the…