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The Coachella and Obamacare ones were about 50/50.

I think it's mostly women on other ones - iirc the fashion week one was mostly women and the only stand-out people I can remember from the Coachella one were women.

Oh fuck me. I am an idiot.

WTF is SOTU? Seriously fuck acronyms I don't know.

My Vagina Smells Like Shame

I had a friend in university who grew a moustache because he liked going down on women and retaining their scent the

"Ew, gross, Madonna is SO OLD and Miley IS SUCH a SKANK. They should just shop at Target, stop performing and sit around talking shit about other people that actually DO things....like me!" - All these basic commentators

YES.

This needs more baby otter and mama.

Mmmmmmm, casserole.

Grimm: "Let me be clear to you, you ever do that to me again I'll throw you off this f——-g balcony."

You and me both, Rob.

OMG look at Boehner's face. BOEHNER'S FACE. I am dead.

Gawker has the gif!

Holy shit. This is amazing.

I know I am really supposed to ignore the MRA trolls, but I am feeling sassy and I can't resist.

I shall hold the beacon of truth for all until they extinguish my flame.

She's probably doing pretty good in Birmingham.

Dear Hannity,

Assault it a crime, propositioning for sex is not.