I'm just ready for my husband to return to my Tuesday nights regularly.

also shortage of coffee and wine

Great. I can add this to my similar list of eventual possible disasters to fear.

It was expected of me to be the opposite once I got pregnant. Like all of a sudden growing my own baby meant I miraculously thought all women who get preggers should do the same despite health, income, and desire to be parents. I don't know why becoming a parent suddenly should make me want everyone to be parents.

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I don't think it's a secret, if you look at all the other anti-children votes by conservative politicians.

It's like that song by Adam Ant:

Who's up for a road trip to Abortionplex?

Also, The Poors. Keep them poor by forcing them to have children and denying access to anything they need after the babies are delivered. Restrict access to quality education. Generally make life miserable. It's the republican way. :(

Hatred for women and children; there's really no other way to look at it.

hey dont be too harsh - what about going to the gym when he isnt watching titanic, murdering prostitutes, laughing, smiling and helping people do/be better in life? those things are fun too!

Only the poor ones who are a drain on the system, duh.

I like to get the combo platter with a free egg roll tossed in with the mani/pedi, after which I get the ole innards vacced out and primped for the next adventure.

Pin that shit. Also include a mason jar with this inside:

I have some wire hangers so if they think they can prevent me from having my usual weekend abortion, they have another think coming!

I like to schedule one a month, rain or shine.

OMG, that must mean that our government wants to help all of us women and our children succeed, right? We'll get help with childcare subsidies and we'll be paid a livable wage and get all of the paid leave that we need! Yayyy. No?

Maybe it'll take you Outback and give you a good Longhorn.

I wish I had stars to give. You win the "best comment on the internet" today.

In addition to the things that others have mentioned (huge tourism draw) the monarchy is much better in some respects than normal PR. Prince William travelled to the IOC vote and is considered (along with David Beckham, of course) to have been very helpful in swinging the vote for the 2012 Olympics. Prince Andrew,…

+1.