Tell me about it, I couldn't stop laughing once I hit this quote:

Yep, it came across as really valley-girl, Paris Hilton-like speak. Miley takes forever to spit out a few sentences. I love her accent and gravelly voice though.

I think Miley is too savvy to do something so stupid. When I read it I was like "this is faker than the fakest fake thing ever faked."

As thoroughly pissed as I was when I thought it was real, I'm actually really glad she didn't say it. Humility is...not her thing, but aside from the Beyoncé hate, there was a bunch of other stuff in there that was way more problematic than it needed to be. Especially the part about motherhood being what takes Beyoncé…

People are getting dumber at an exponential rate. People will believe literally ANYTHING if you just post it on the internet. Facebook is ground zero for that. How anyone read those Miley "quotes" and believed them for a second....

You are bringing the lulz.

You should've watched it on Christmas! Nothing says fun family cheer like Cousin Matthew dying from a car wreck!

NEVER has this been more appropriate.

A++, would buy again.

I misread some of this as "piece of shit" when I saw the name Shia LeBeouf. Ah, word association. Thanks, brain!

Hysterical. I love you.

Ooh. that was good!

This. I haven't thought about the show in a while, but on seeing this post, my thought process was roughly: "Oh, cool, new season premiere... will have to check it out. Where did the last one leave off, again?" followed by a flashback to that ridiculous, lazy, cheat-a-character-out-of-a-proper-ending final couple of…

Awww, I LOVE that song! I jump around my house to it, its like if Coldplay and Adam Ant had a baby together.

This song makes me feel like it's 1989 and I have my whole life ahead of me. Resurrection of The Cure.

Aloe Blacc is a revelation! I've been obsessed with him since I first heard this song a couple years ago!

Obviously the whole thing is misleading. Nothing about this data is "Incontrivertible". It was organized by two journalists not two statisticians or economists.

How about: "If we set our standards to the bare minimum, we see progress!"

I haven't seen it, but doesn't Gravity have so few characters that it might be difficult to compare to other movies. Particularly since it is carried primarily by Sandra Bullock, it would be kind of unfair to judge it as "failing", as it is actually a very woman-centered movie. This is also why I don't like judging…