AAAAHHHH ROSEANNE. I was SO in love with everything she stood for until she started going off like a nutso transphobic.

Okay, coming from someone who JUST LAST NIGHT posted a long, gif-laden appreciation thread about good old C. Love on Jezebel in a completely unrelated Nirvana post:

HOMOPHOBE!

Let me know!

BAHAHA. I love this one!

I think we should all just prank the NSA pretending to be Putin and Kim Jong Un on various social media platforms. Either THAT WILL FINALLY TEACH THEM TO SPY or we will all be leveled by a terrorist attack. But at least I will have had a laugh along the way.

It's Disney, man. Disney really is magic. (And full of drugs.)

Just because he thinks the man is a snack doesn't mean he loves him any less. It's like how I love my family, right? But I ALSO love Trader Joe's s'mores. I love them both! DIFFERENTLY, but equal.

Never feel the need to justify a baby penguin post. NEVER.

In that case I usually hear: "Date me. I am worthy of your time and affection."

When people say, "I'm not [insert some kind of discriminatory -ism], but..." basically all I hear is "I am an asshole."

I get a twitch in my eye every time someone uses the "R" word.

Whatever. Just wake me when Putin joins Tumblr.

Did you click through to the links? CLICK THROUGH TO THE LINKS. BOTH OF THEM.

PLEASE UNDERSTAND: I am not taking sides on this. I love them both. :)

Since when do judges have blogs?

I'm okay with this.

Those are so douchey I can't even. BUT I WANT THEM.

Happy "Get Fucked" Day then! I hope you got yourself a bag of yayo to keep you awake at work!

This is the most important piece of reporting I've seen in months.