I love Fannypack!

Further proof that Shoshanna is the hero of the show.

Are you following me around? What even is the problem right now? I was saying that I can identify with how terrible it must be to have your hair cut off. It's something that a lot of women fear because of the importance that is placed on having long hair. There are ways in which this story is terrible that have…

Your story + username are giving me the best laugh I've had all week.

When I saw the headline to this post I literally pulled a Mr. Burns, said, "OOOOOH!" to my empty apartment and then paused my Julianne Hough movie so I could enjoy fully enjoy the clip, because IT. IS. DELICIOUS.

When I was first entering high school people told me to be careful who I pissed off because at the school I went to, the other girls would cut off your hair if they were angry at you. Looking back on it, I'm pretty sure it was just something the sophomores said to haze the freshman and keep them on their toes, but I…

Yeah, I've been very fond of her lately as well.

Brucie, in Cobble Hill, will also be serving an appetizer called "Pink Is the Flavor," referencing a lyric in "Blow," a song about cunnilingus. It's a fish dish.

Either that or his parents neglect him and he's angry about it. /armchair psych

It's bizarre, isn't it? What the fuck does he care?

Oh, see I'd call that a natural look. I mean, maybe it's too much but that's Hollywood for you I suppose.

Heh. Epic rant.

Hm then I guess you and I have different ideas about what constitutes a lot of mascara. ;)

I'm gonna nerd out right now but she's actually not a member of Abnegation when she's wearing all the makeup. That happens after she moves to Dauntless, where people are encouraged to decorate their bodies with tattoos, piercings and—as you said—mascara.

Came here to defend him for exactly this reason.

Yes, thank you. Now I can return to my regularly scheduled slacking.

These people are twelve? WTF am I even doing with my life?

Dodai! Why did you have to post a picture with Matthew in it? MY WOUNDS ARE STILL FRESH.

No but I'll have to look it up! Thanks for the rec. :)

Not a regular but she's been guesting as Adam's sister. I love her too!