Consider this comment my first step toward that proverbial window.

That nail art shit pisses me off. Any guy who is paying attention to my freaking fingernails enough to 1. have an opinion of them, 2. have a negative opinion of them and 3. have an opinion of them that is negative enough for him to want to share it is a man I don't want around me anyway. Find other things to focus on,…

So...she has a writing career and I do not?

No one will ever believe you.

Probably your real father.

This is the funniest thing I've read all day.

He was my absolute least favorite character on the show. He was such a whiny, arrogant, asshole "Nice Guy" and I could never stand him. I think maybe it was after Rules of Attraction that I started to realize how hot he is. At this point I actually think he's better looking than Josh Jackson (and my 16 year old self…

That lady talks like she is chewing her face.

You should probably have linked to page 1 of this so we get the context.

I think I acknowledged that when I said "some of us."

I think some of us are shocked because we didn't think the first movie was any good to begin with and also didn't seem to warrant a sequel so we can't imagine why people would want to see this one. Then again, they also keep making Star Wars movies, so I guess there is no accounting for anything when it comes to the…

But it's still ridiculous because nobody gets a gift receipt for an item like that anyway.

Also, how is a yoga mat embarrassing?

Or you could just be a bit more secure in yourself and not give a fuck what some random cashier thinks of your purchases? Good god this is dumb.

No shit, minus the fried egg I do this all the time.

You poor dear. Let me fix you a cup of tea for your troubles.

That was my immediate thought. How did anybody get wind of this in the first place? Also, who the fuck calls the New York Post to tattle on someone? This should have stayed within the FDNY.

If you read through that New York Post article, most of the quotes are from some unnamed female firefighter. This whole thing smacks of workplace drama to me.

Yeah, we didn't even have that option at my school. I am a big advocate for making it mandatory everywhere. It's insane to me that some kids head off to college without ever learning how to balance their accounts and do their own laundry.

Oh god now I need to put that movie on!