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lolwut. travis kelce doesnt get 1/10 the publicity positive or negative of those guys. he plays tight end for kansas city - should anyone care? cam newton won a heisman trophy in a season proclaimed by some as the best by a qb in cfb history; last season he won nfl mvp and this year he crashed and burned. obj has had

Is it that he plays on a team no one cares about?

Had Elizabeth run I could have cast a vote for a nationalist, a populist, a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension. She is noble in her actions and usually in her words. Hell, she wrote a personal finance book that is still working its way through my mind.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Low enough for him to trip over, resulting in another torn ACL.

I like Mark Sanchez too, but I wouldn’t go that far.

On one hand, Beckham has a point.

McNair: We have three good quarterbacks going forward.. (Brandon Weeden’s face lights up) (McNair pauses, starts counting on his fingers) I mean two. Two good quarterbacks and some old ginger.

In this country we have the presumption of innocence. Take your presumption of guilt somewhere else.

Well, actually, hold on, let me adjust my glasses, in the ‘canonical’ run of The Simpsons, Homer never uses the “F” word, so unfortunately your quote is incorrect.

He got concussed while scrambling for a 3-9 team, that was down 24-3, on a play that didn’t even count.

Have to say, the RAM driver did a great job getting his truck slid into just the right position.

This one time, Jimmy Fallon was on TV.

A men’s club in my town had an annual father-son banquet which featured some athlete to speak, sign autographs, et cetera. One year the guest was Ken Stabler, who after the banquet asked where the nearest bar was. So everybody followed the Snake to the only tavern out there—this is in very, very rural northwest

I was alone in an elevator with Ruth Bader Ginsburg and she farted. I was going to ignore it like a gentleman when she said “woah did somebody step on a duck.” We both laughed and she turned to me and said “no one will ever believe you if you tell this again.” She is one wise lady.

My wife and I were in VA Beach for a wedding. At the time she was 7 mos preggo. There was a golf tournament in town and some of the tour people were staying at our hotel. Long story short; We were entering the hotel and Earl Woods was in front of us. He let the heavy door slam in my wife’s face. He knew she was

This could easily be solved or at least eliminate most of the controversy if the NBA would go the route of the NHL in regards to stick control. You are always responsible for your stick regardless of the situation(i.e. delivering hit, being hit, complete accident) If your stick gets high you get 2 mins(or 4 with blood)

It shouldn’t take a record-breaking Wonderlic score to figure it out himself.

Yeah I guess you could blame politics but have you heard the music kids are listening to these days?

I feel like the SEC fans and Jeopardy viewers are not the same demographic.