That’s where the similarities stopped.

Not to be over dramatic, but that is nothing short of assault.

I have laced these citruses with acid mushrooms. Your bat will become your mother. The ball will become a 95mph disembodied tongue and we, the mighty Cubs, will ride surfboards made of light into the True Truth that lies at the center of the Universe. We will also miss the playoffs, but we won’t know it because we are…

DALLAS RULES EVERYONE ELSE SUXXXXXXXXX

I don’t know that I fundamentally agree with the premise here but I definitely tuned out from the Daily Show over the last few years and, to some extent, I think Stewart did too. There were really only so many times I could watch a clip of a Conservative politician or Fox News host say something stupid and have…

I’ll be honest Barry, I have no fucking clue what is going on here.

10:21 am BREAKING Cuban now driving through downtown San Antonio, looking for the place in the Mercado for fresh chorizo. CORRECTION: He is looking for Mexican sausage. CORRECTION TO THE CORRECTION: My sources are telling me chorizo IS Mexican sausage and that tweeting about sausage reveals subconscious homosexual…

I have tried quite a few including some pricy stuff like Jack Blacks natural deodorant ( which I DO NOT recommend. made my armpits itchy and metamorphisized into a cat pee smell after a few hours. not cool). I have recently picked up some Dove Mens Deodorant which smells lovely , does not irritate and the smell holds…

I have tried quite a few including some pricy stuff like Jack Blacks natural deodorant ( which I DO NOT recommend.…

I’m going to continue to not watch this show.

Rachel Menken got a raw deal... but Glen is spot on. Fuck Glen.

Oh please. I want to play too! I’ve had staff off and on for 20 years....and some of the things ppl tell you in an interview can be doozies!

As a Hiring Manager, I have a wealth of wonderful interview questions from the other side of the table. You should do one of those.

I’m a guy who considers himself a feminist, and sincerely don’t understand why having a boy/girl filter is problematic.

Nah, its more because we’ve spent too many years typing “God this team sucks” over and over and over and over again. We’ve gotten REALLY good at it.

What these rankings don’t tell you is that Lions fans only use the words “send,” “water,” “food,” “police,” and “help.”

On the bright side, Bradley says the shredded gum inside his pouch is grape-flavored.

your headline makes it sound like the Hawks players were arrested for stabbing Copeland.

Completing a mile in 9 minutes means moving at 6.66 mph, which is much faster than walking pace.

Adventure sports, mostly. What have you got to lose?

I thought for sure that January Jones would be playing the drone.