That’s silly. Who’s going to watch hockey in Oklahoma City in 20 years?

Altman may have known more than he let on, as his public phone records show he called up several people who were likely knowledgeable about the case, and Oregon’s potential responses, immediately after learning about the investigation.

You’re assuming South Korea will still be on the map in a couple months...

Well, that solves one problem for Alex Ovechkin.

Not all teenage mutants are allies of the turtle.

Can we focus on the whole “button his desk that locked his door” thing? Because that’s not exactly a standard office feature. People had to have known about that specific piece of things, and holy shit would that make me awful suspicious of anyone who asked for that to be installed.

I wish I had doors and walls, not for sexual harassment purposes though... just of naps and maybe the occasional game of Civilization on company time.

I think that deserves some linguistic embelishment. As in: EWWWW!

Good chance he was making about as much (or more) as these 150 employees, so there’s that.

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

That Parsons signing was garbage the minute the ink dried. He’s played 25 minutes exactly twice this year and averages 9, 3, an 2 rounding up. The fucking Luol Deng contract looks like a steal next to this diaperboy.

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

You are only partially correct about the 2009 date. Prior to 2009, it was up to players & coaches/staff whether they wanted to be on the sidelines for the anthem; it was after that the NFL began requiring it because of $$. Your statement should say “required” instead of “began” because as far back as I can remember…

Hot take.

The Flames And Wings Had An Old-Fashioned Dust-Up

I wish someone had beaten Tkachuk to a bloody tkpulp.

Roger Goodell: [murders Jerry Jones]

What’s with the disproportionately high number of Knicks posts relative to all other NBA franchises here on deadspin?

This sucks in a way that’s hard to put into words. Halladay is someone I’d have driven to Cooperstown to see his induction. A personal hero from back when I still had those.

And with that, Jalen Ramsey became the first player to actively try to get into the Bengals locker room.