So, so many pics of old man balls are in some intern’s future.

I can’t tell whether you mean Zeke, the judge, Jerrah, or Goodell, but I appreciate both the quality of the curse and the fact that the only grammatical rule to which you adhered was capitalizing Lego.

Best Law & Order marathon in years.

Legal-wise, this has been a good day.

Idiot. +1

No no. No jokes when someone might lose a leg. Go to the corner for a timeout

UPDATE: That guy’s a fucking dickhead.

That one guy just stole Puig’s HR ball from that other guy and threw it back. Can we get an update on that situation?

From Maccabi to macabre.

And Colin Kaepernick is still unsigned. SMH!

Pelicans swallow fish, pride, and sign Josh Smith.

Because I’m a dick. Welcome to Deadspin for the first time.

why are you even commenting if you don’t care about hockey? what the hell

I’m a Wings fan and am watching the Wings-Sabres game right now. I’d SOOO much rather be watching Pens-Oilers, though Eichel is fun to watch (as is Larkin). It’s like the league can’t help but shoot itself in the dick every time it gets the chance.

I’m with you on this. If they’re up 25 on you, you don’t get to clamor for “respect”. Don’t want them to run up the score and showboat? Don’t let them. This isn’t high school where “sportsmanship” matters because the talent gap is often huge. You’re all pros.

At the time of the dunk the Mavs were getting blown out by 25 and it was comfortably in garbage time, but oh, Jordan Bell having a bit of fun is the point where the Mavs felt “disrespected.” Please. Don’t want Jordan Bell to style on you? Maybe don’t lose by 25.

it’s funny because while a small segment of the population is for Barstool, a smaller portion is against it. The largest segment of the population is like “who? what is that?”

Every word you speak makes me want to punch a millennial. And I’m a millennial.

Nah, he should to a team ready to win that just needs a semi-competent field general to put them over the top, like the Nationals.

You just know they won’t even give Kaepernick a look for this position. smh