I can’t stand that look of awe and childlike adoration on a grown woman’s face. It’s the look every woman with one marble rolling around in her head gives her husband when he’s got two marbles rolling around. Duggard shit

“gets to” offer comfort? He’s sort of obligated to do it. And he probably won’t. We will all now start remembering how Republicans claimed Obama didn’t respect the soldiers, even though he met their coffins as they arrived home. Bush didn’t do that. I don’t expect Trump will either.

So much fucking smoke. Eye on the ball. The question is fucking simple: when you were presented with the choice between Clinton or Trump what did you do? Did you whine like a little bitch and stay home crying with your Bernie bro friends on /r/sandersforpresident? Did you boldly make a statement and protest vote for…

Seriously. I assumed he’d take at least a year or two to really fuck things up, but he’s gone and done it in a week.

Trump is just as bad as Hillary guys! The DNC cheated Bernie so let’s protest vote! Let’s stay home! They both suck equally!

The disturbing, unwritten part of this story, is that ICE agents seem to be doing their job with excessive gusto, intimidation, and cruelty, rather than any sense of caution. This compliance by the rank and file is how tyrants steamroll a society into submission.

My old cat, Pumpkinandy, would fight (with his teeth and claws) any tomato I ever brought home. To the death, and he always won. He would find them, too, on my shelves. And then kill them.

You know how cats love a good ritual?

My dog always walks while she poops and I truly don’t understand why. I used to think she had a health problem but she is now 13 and has always done this so I guess not since the vet has never seemed concerned.

My cat has what I call a ‘two week cycle’. She will sit in the exact same spot and act the same way for two weeks, then the next two weeks she’ll find a new spot and a new temperament. You can pretty much predict the day she will find her new spot and change her attitude. She also eats her food not by putting her face…

Chaplin won’t eat his food unless we’re in the room with him. If I give him breakfast and then have to go out, he won’t eat it until I come home and am sitting nearby. I can’t even be in another room.

I waited on her in a diner where I worked.

When my son was diagnosed with Type 1 I was crushed, he was so small (9 months) and covered in bruises from failed attempts to get an IV placed. It was horrible and dark and I asked them what we would do and how would he live and they said “don’t worry, we have Mary Tyler Moore. She has Type 1 and she still does…

Living until 80 with juvenile diabetes is no mean feat. She’s an inspiration in so many ways. I’d love to read her autobiography, soon. 🍃

aw heck.

This shit is so dangerous. It erodes our faith in our democratic institutions. We may survive a trump presidency but the US won’t be able to survive a complete loss of faith in things like our elections and our press for example. It will breed widespread corruption and authoritarianism as people will think trump is…

For some reason, when you work for high-profile anti-LGBTQ politicians (and Cheetolini’s personal opinions don’t count, he’s letting Pence run things), it’s difficult to find talented hair, make-up, and fashion advisors.

Similar here. First BF tried; he was a good guy, but young, clueless, and enthusiastic, and it hurt so bad I almost blacked out. He stopped immediately, we never tried again. Fast forward a decade to Mr. Winehouse, who is just as girthy. One night, after too much wine, I told him I’d always wanted it, but was scared…

In high school I dated this guy who was a virgin; I was not. We were making out and he put his hands in my pants and started fingering me. When he went lower, he stuck his finger in my butthole (not very far, thank goodness). After what felt like the longest five seconds of my life where I tried to find the words to…

“Sorry Barron, it sucks to be scrutinized for every little thing because your parent decided to run for President. But hey, at least you won’t have anyone on the left calling you the First Dog”