Yes. Seriously.

There was a self-founded American Indian studies department at my college so I tend to go with that.

Yes, really. Being half-Indian, growing up on tribal land, I was always Indian. “Native American” came into vogue as a descriptor only within the last 20 years, or so. In my experience, it’s white people who get offended on my behalf. Don’t need the righteous indignation, though.

Don’t be that dude, either. Many American Indians prefer AI over NA, tribe specific if you can.

Not necessarily. Some indigenous people prefer “Native Americans,” others identify as “American Indian.”

Wait you met a guy on Jezebel!? You need to write up this story because i love the idea of meeting in the comment section here. I sometimes wish I could meet up with friends from here IRL. We just moved to a new state and making adult friends is HARD.

Hi, I would like to ask if anyone has met anyone online here. I don’t mean dating apps I mean people from further away. I live in Australia and I’ve been talking to this Irish guy for about a month now. I’m always thinking about him and smiling to myself. I don’t know if it would ever end up as something serious but I…

Jezzies, I am feeling really fucking down.

BEAUTY THREAD!

Don’t give a flying hoot if this is TMI but I FINALLY GOT SOME YOU GUYS. AFTER LIKE 2 YEARS. I HAD FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT HOW TO USE MY LADYBITS, AND NOW I REMEMBER AND IT’S GLORIOUS. DO OTHER PPL KNOW ABOUT THIS????

Keep the shiny side of the Ecstasy pill up in your mouth. You always want the rough side on your tongue. It helps the drug get into the blood stream faster.

Remember kids: If someone offers you free drugs say yes because drugs are expensive.

I’d be delighted if a stranger just GAVE me some of that “candy”!

She attributed the boo-boo to thinking “like a sorority girl”

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

I am glad he got caught now let’s hope they keep him in jail and the judge do not end saying “well, he has not killed anyone, he just raped some women and wrote something on a notebook about killing females, I bet he has a brilliant future as a fictional writer...”

This Victoria’s Secret Angels outtake photo is one way to respond, but I don’t know if it’s quite right.

I think Scorps are superior to Gems, though. I’m a cancer. Pretty much everyone is superior to us. We’re really fucking boring.

I’m so sorry you’re going through this. Have you seen last night’s segment of John Oliver’s show on the opiates epidemic? What you’re describing is very real and happening everywhere. I have little advice to give bit please practice self-care because the whole situaton is stressful enough.

Alright, I have two weakass Ivanka Trump anecdotes: