Doubtful. I just don’t think he’s capable of “respecting” a woman in a way that isn’t inherently patronizing. Plus I can’t imagine repeatedly threatening to jail someone I liked and respected.

Yeah and I loved Kate McKinnons take on the intimidation attempt. “Oh no! Mistresses? Bill how could you? How will I ever go on?

I know people who worked with him at University of Chicago Law School, in community organizing, who worked with Michelle, who still live in the Obamas’ neighborhood (and Chez Obama is really lovely), and no one has anything bad to say about them.

This is so great! Why didn’t it get more coverage?

The Clinton campaign is also making a late push in Arizona. Hillary and Trump are in a dead heat there now.

There’s one in every family. If your family doesn’t have one, it’s you.

I can see that being something that might actually distract him. He’ll be so thoroughly enraged at this “left wing tactic” that he’ll just devolve into a literally sniffling pile of side eye and word salad. I mean, more so than usual.

You almost made America great again.

I bet you $200 he tried to find someone ANYONE with dirt on Obama and couldn’t do it.

I heard Obama won’t even show up at the last debate because of this.

Right? Like, why would Hillary give a shit about him bringing the half-brother of Obama to a debate? He’s not her relative, he’s not an American voter, and he has no ties to the Clintons. So confused.

Hillary should just bring a family size bag of Cheetos and sit it in the front row.

This is kinda like that time my ex brought my ex best friend that he fucked while we were married as his date to a wedding where we were both mutual guests. But worse?

Yeah the fact that the half-brother agreed to this would explain why they don’t have a great relationship.

I feel so wrong talking about the first lady’s butt but GOD DAMN. you could bounce quarters off of it.

I’m 100% in support of this. Plus, if HRC is elected, there technically will be no First Lady, so why not just keep her in that role until a replacement is named?

I think these are my favorites because she looks so comfortable in them. It’s hard to have great posture, one that flatters the dress, without looking a little stiff. Plus, she’s really fucking fit.

Alright, I don’t love monarchies, but I say we turn the First Lady position into one and let Michelle have it until she wants to hand it over to Sasha or Malia.

Johnny Cash once sat at the table next to mine at the Bottom Line on night. He had the courtesy to not pester me the entire evening. I remember giving him a grateful nod as I left.

I’ve always like Phil. People seem to think he’s not cool because he looks like an accountant. Lol