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The most disconcerting thing about the audio is that after all that vile talk where you can overhear Trump and Billy Bush talking about her boobs, they meet the woman in the purple dress and dial it down to the kind of uncomfortably flirtatious conversation that we are all familiar with, and she has no choice but to

It just get worse and worse...

Oh, she doesn’t need his LOVE, lol. She knew the business deal when she agreed to it.

Dude already deleted his Twitter account

The Washington Post is doing God’s work. I look forward to the new Clinton ad.

I get the jokes about the logistics of this but if you’ve never had a stranger try to grope your underwear area, feel lucky. It’s happened to a lot of us.

During Charlie Sheen’s “tiger blood” meltdown, he mentioned that his habit of calling the very young women he’s fucking “goddesses” originated with Sean Penn. I can’t think of that without shuddering.

He was hot as a young man and now he’s a silver fox.

Plain? Plain! Egads...

Just did the math — I’ve been disgusted by Sean Penn for six years longer than his new girlfriend has been alive.

Hey, I was All Sanders in the primaries. And Bernie lost. Although I’m completely pissed about the DNC’s interference, the fact is that HRC had enough votes based on her support in the Deep South that she would have won even without the superdelegate votes. Do I think the superdelegate system should be shit-canned?

I have no doubt she is baiting him. And I think he and his people know she is baiting him. But I think he has been told he cannot respond because you KNOW it will end up as 356 tweets ending with the Mother of All Slurs and it will end him.

To Donald Trump and Family, the GOP, and their supporters,

Two things:

I have to say I love that a black woman is basically inferring that a white man is angry and crazy. Way to subvertly dismantle the stereotype, Michelle.

I’m going to miss her so much, and I’m not even American. She’s one of the few bright spots in our news about American politics.

Bubble Tape beats Big League Chew ALL DAY.

It’s happening because all those people you hated as a kid are voting for this guy. There are enough of these people that he actually stands a chance at winning.

Don’t do cocaine and Ecstacy and ayahuasca and drink and anchor, you mean.

She’s always seemed like a giant asshole, and she has no talent and doesn’t seem particularly bright. Christina may be a diva (I have no idea, she’s always seemed nice to me in interviews) but at least she has talent to back it up.