As it should!

If you look at that 2013 Celts/Nets trade in a dark bathroom while looking in a mirror Danny Ainge appears and marries your mom.

Al Horford has been perfectly solid in his usual way

Tonight there are unanswered questions about Preston’s vehicle, but the crash resolved two of them:

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Let’s remember some takes:

Fitting that the firs joke on an article about Eric Ebron was a bit of a reach.

Eh, I still visit Ebron’s World sometimes to watch that grape stomping video.

Best Denver-area food challenge performance by a journalist since Maureen Dowd.

In light of all the controversy regarding anthem protests, UT’s overly patriotic cheer coach told the girls “I expect each and every one of you to stand at attention and salute. Don’t you dare move a muscle no matter what!” Problem was, nobody told Tiffani he meant only until the end of the song.

They totally lost because of on the road. Just before the game, Syracuse’s coach was pumping the guys up by saying “the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn,…

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

Update: He broke his foot walking to the locker room.

Beep, borp, hello fellow hooman.

Hopefully this doesn’t start a trend of jersey burning assholes self immolating.

I know. This is precisely why I’m having the moral dilemma.

(P.S. we’re not just destroying a car for the sake of destroying it; we’ve got something fun planned).

God, I hope your proud of yourself for posting the most obvious, stupid pun imaginable. And beating me to it.

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

*cough* first downs and touchdowns *cough*