“I never see anybody on TV.”

You forgot fuel costs.

Al Swearengen is the fucking Picasso of cursing. This drip of tit spittle is little more than a feeble cocked vulgarian.

Why did a trash can magically appear next to that white guy?

This is the one who was playing against the Celtics in the playoffs this year.

You should read Bleacher Report instead. You won’t be any happier, of course, but the rest of us will be if we never have to read stupid comments like, “Is this really Deadspin material?”

Do you not wish to do the sex with it?

Having listened to the attached clip I believe the targets of his ire was as follows: The English language, the person in charge of mic levels on First Take, and everyone waiting for their car to get fixed across America.

Technically no vest is fully bulletproof, just like all “bulletproof” glass is actually just bullet resistant. There are a number of different levels of resistance to rounds from small arms to ceramic plates that are designed to stop rifle rounds. I don’t know of anyone that advertises things as bullet resistant (even…

Is this “Let’s forget some guys!”

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

“Mugger, use Sucker Punch!”
“It’s super effective!”

Police shooting windshields is just their latest pushback against the calls for transparency.

Can’t