Dennis Miller?

Putin's gonna Putin.

May he who is without sin cast the first...um...nevermind

"...you see, it stopped."

Huntsville has an extremely high number of Phds living and working in the area. In other news, they are still surrounded by the rest of the state of Alabama.

I just had to share my success using this article today to shut down an unsolicited (and poor) dick photographer today on Grindr. I hope he puts the tips in this post to good use!

This was me on Halloween 4 or 5 years ago.

Have you played golf before?

Violence can never be the answer because the answer is always Miata!

This article was brought to you by a 12 year old boy.

No, fuck the "fuck ties" crowd. That's where you get "Amish sensibilities turned hipster trend" bullshit like this:

"Francesco Molinari" makes an ace!

Ha! I love this comment. It rings so true for the bloggers who work for Gawker Media. Whenever Deadspin, Jezebel, Valleywag and all the other Gawker blogs start getting preachy and talking about "privilege", I like to start researching the bio of the particular blogger who's doing the preaching. I've yet to find a…

Nice to see someone from Highland Park land on their feet.

Volvo S60. Wonderful machines which fall outside the BMW-centric hive mindset of too many upscale shoppers (and road-test editors).

How do you fuck that up? You're on the hands team, you have 1 job and they kick it straight to you and you let it hit you in the FACE? Pathetic

I would try to escape that dress too. It's just terrible!

She looks so comfortable and at ease. Just effortless.

Imagine if white men knew what real prejudice was, instead of them thinking someone simply saying they can't have or do something is the greatest injustice in the world!

I know this is ages late in internet years, but as a former AirTran (now Southwest) employee, it was so heartwarming to scroll down the page and see my big little a. I had some great and not-so-great memories with the company, but in this industry you have to merge to survive, and Southwest is (and will be) better for…