You know that paranoid schizophrenia strikes smart young men about your age.

Yes. And Serena and Venus Williams belonged to S. Compton Country Club when they were growing up. LOL

Meticulously maintained 10 yr old Volvo, of course.

THANK YOU!

It helps that Anne Hathaway already looks like a wax figure.

Volvo fanboys are ok, though.

Yes! same here. I have a pristine ‘06 S60 T5 stick with only 60K miles.

Good to hear.

MAKE IT HAPPEN!

They prob didn’t open it in the GAYEST neighborhood in the state, like they’re doing here.

Yay! Three gay ass blocks from my gay ass apartment building!

Man, is there ANY scenario that doesn’t give you guys a paranoid delusional hero boner?

I'm upgrading you to a Kinsey 2.5.

I bought a new Saturn SL2 manual in the mid-nineties. It was a really easy purchase and a surprisingly great car. Sold it in '03 with less than 50K miles.

JUKE !!!

HA-HA-HA. Stupid monks.

(Of course) The Germans have a word for this external shame:

The Unconsoled is a very uncomfortable, but brilliant read.

We need to send some landers and rovers to the polar caps and see if there are any microbes Ice Giants living there.