Cheap Pussy Jewelry sound like the name of a punk band.

Because who doesn’t love getting metal things tangled in your pubes, and then adding sand and water (preferably salt water)!

It doesn’t matter- Trump’s followers are too stupid to understand that the Pershing story is bullshit and those that do just don’t care.

God, so true. Most of my facebook friends are like, my actual friends (or at least were at one point) and are generally pretty restrained but luckily the people who post absurd drama on facebook are the same people who don’t know/don’t care about privacy settings. Every once in a while a friend of a friend goes off…

You just can’t let anyone have fun, can you?

I had the same reaction! I love how they dress the same inside and out in the crazy super-winter blizzard beyond the wall. Like I get that Winterfell is probably drafty af but still, there’s a difference. After Jon bonded with Drogon I was really hoping his crazy plan would be to take one of the dragons with him. This…

In the most recent episode, when the Suicide Squad is heading beyond the wall, I instantly transformed into my mother and said, “Oh, you better not be going out there without hats on!” Wisconsin accent and all.

Ha, I ranted about this when we were watching on Sunday, and my husband said it was so we could tell everyone apart. I have trouble keeping track of everyone as it is (and don’t even try asking me to name everyone) so I’m not surprised it’s part of their reasoning.

God help me, I just love Tracy Morgan. I can’t help it.

He’s working through the “bend and snap” routine in his mind before attempting it for real.

That Christopher Meloni one has me howling. WTF are you doing Elliot?!

My thought watching this (with its clips of her underwhelming acting) was “She must have grown up rich and connected.” Went to Wikipedia and, lo!

BEEP BEEP RICHIE

I read the book way back when I rode my dinosaur to school, I watched the original mini series when it aired (in case you missed it, I’m old) and I have deep, passionate love for Tim Curry. Which is why, despite the problems I had with the mini series, I was prepared to fully hate on this new movie on general…

I couldn’t get past the sewer orgy.

There’s something about unlit candles as objets de décor that bugs me, creamy-white or not. Maybe it’s the denial of their purpose in the world. Yeah, sure, they look prettier before they get a blackened wick or god forbid, drips, but a dusty, unlit candle just makes me sad and annoyed. Candles are meant to provide…

“I knew she had a lotta potential and I knew—I felt like I was put in that position to kind of help her.”

OH MY GOD IS SHE TOTALLY KISSING BOBBY SHERMAN IN THAT FIRST PICTURE. PS, I am really very old.