Dang, and here I was hoping this waking nightmare we call existence would end. Alas. 

Holy shit, this isn't a "diet", this is a slow and tortuous way to kill yourself. Word of advice to Anne. You wouldn't need so many God damn vitamin supplements if you just ate some real fucking food occasionally. Not to mention most of those vitamins will not work on an empty stomach. Seek help. 

Really getting down to it, the same can be said of 99.5% of small American towns. If it isn't a major metropolitan area, or a site of historical significance, there little to no reason for anybody to visit most places. 

When will people learn that a trailer is an advertisement? It’s literally a marketing tool designed to make the product look as appealing as possible, so as to convince people to cough up cash for said product. Are these people complaining when their McDonald’s burger doesn’t look exactly the same as it did in the…

I know a guy who will take the tobacco out of a cigarette and pack it in his lip chew style. Fucking nasty.

IIRC, they were sent back to HBO/John Oliver when the stores shut down. I live a few blocks from the(now closed) Fairbanks location. I was pissed they didn't get anything cool. 

I can find other ways to kill myself that don’t cost 30 large. CP

I just saw a very barely nicer version of this exact vehicle go in my area, for $6500. This guy does not know what he’s got.

Rofl

Federal Judges are appointed for life. “Petty tyrant” is an apt descriptor inside their courtrooms. If you read those links that other guy replied to me with, this sort of conduct is nothing new in Judge Ellis’s courtroom. The prosecutions mistake was in not picking a prosecutor who was familiar with…

A good friend of mine from school is now a federal prosecutor. According to him it’s actually pretty normal for judges to be harder on prosecutors than on the defense, particularly when the prosecutor has a solid case. There’s nothing a judge hates more than having their ruling overturned on appeal and making sure the…

Doesn't matter where you live, nitrogen is 100% a scam. Why would you do that when the very air you breathe, and pump into tires, is already more than 70% nitrogen?

I very much look forward to The Church of Satan's trolling of these asinine rules. 

Nothing to see here, just some PUBG cosplayers. 

You ought hear these people scream about the PFDs, it’s fucking insane. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE NOT GIVING ME AS MUCH FREE MONEY AS LAST YEAR?!?”, all from lifelong small government Republicans who voted for trump and bemoan the evils of socialism, of course. (I live in Alaska, if that wasn't clear) 

The funny part is that Alaska is filled with the sort of Trump loving, “libertarian” conservatives who will rant for 10 days about the evils of socialism and how shitty the government is. But God help you if you touch our PFD, even if the state is literally 10s of millions of dollars in the hole, and we can’t afford…

As a lifelong Alaskan and a Democrat, let me tell you that Alaska is exactly as fucking backwards and asinine as most people believe, politically at least. 9/10 of the people who live here are ferverent Republicans or worse, libertarians. These people will piss and moan about socialism and Obama and in the very next…

Recipe blogs are the fucking worst. I just want to see how to make some stir fry sauce, not read 8 fucking pages about how you were inspired to make this sauce after your vacation in Hong Kong, and everyone you’ve ever met tells you how much they love it and its so easy. There’s 4 fucking ingredients, list that shit…

I would give literally everything I own to see all the other NATO leaders just lay a beat down on that fat orange fuck. Just a good old fashioned stomping would do it. 

Spent some time in Chicago a few years ago and can confirm, these guys are fucking everywhere! Pretty impressive seeing how much shit they can tetris into their Toyota pickups and s10s.